WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Your mum 3:08 Thu Jan 28
Songs for Emenike!
Emenmenem emenem Emenike!!!

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One McAvennieeeeee 3:10 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Manny emenike, manny emenike, are you ok manny?
Manny emenike, manny emenike, are you ok manny?
Manny emenike, manny emenike, are you ok manny? 

Tune of smooth criminal

JustAFatKevinDavies 3:11 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
I hope anyone clears any potential songs with polite, don't want him getting all precious about potential inaccuracies

Mr. Burns 3:14 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Yékéké nimo Emineke
Yékéké nimo Emineke

Stranded 3:16 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
To the tune of Yellow Submarine

Don't be mean
He's younger than he looks
Younger than he looks
Younger than he looks

BRANDED 3:19 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
My name is, My name is, My name is
Emmanuel Emenike

It kind of works on two levels. Both a bit shit but hey.

Brain Damaged 3:20 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Can't we just find a tune to chant his name to?

That achy shaky Payet song is awful.

mentor 3:46 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Oruka ti d'owo naa
Di ololufe re mu
K'o s'eni to le ya mi titi lai

Oruka ti d'owo naa
Di ololufe re mu
K'o s'eni to le ya mi titi lai

Titi lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai

boleyn8420 4:22 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Stranded. Made me larf

RichyP 4:30 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
To the tune of The Macarena

He plays for West Ham Manny Emenike
He's Super Slav's man Manny Emenike
He's better than Zidane Manny Emenike
Ooooaaaah Emenike

Aaaaaayeeeee

*Ok, so I may have copied the words from another song!

roltrader 5:35 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Hes big, hes black, hes forged his birth certificat......
Emenike, Eminike !!.....

Mr Anon 5:43 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
To Yellow Submarine:

Emenike is a Hammers goal machine,
A Hammers goal machine,
A Hammers goal machine!

Mr Anon 5:45 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
roltrader 5:35 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!


For when we play Sunderland

Hes big, hes black, he'll get Fat Sam the sack, Emenike, Eminike !!.....

easthammer 5:53 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
To the tune of Many a Tear Has to Fall


Manny Emenike has to score
And its all in the game

jack flash 8:01 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Err ~ He hasn't signed for us yet though has he?

Gavros 8:06 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría emenike
Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegría y cosas buenas
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría emenike
Emenike! Aaay!

Charoo 9:04 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
I'm having One Mac's song for this - the simple ones are the best.

Never really got why we don't do
Cheikhou Cheikhou Cheikhou Kouyate
To the tune of check check check your body.

nychammer 10:54 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
E-men-ik-e your so fine,
Your so fine you blow my mind,
Eminike! Emenike!


Or is that too gay?

Dr Matt 11:11 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Since he has a popular song in the charts at the moment, we should probably sing that to him.

We'll never forget you
We'll always be by your side
From the day that we met you
We knew that we would love you 'till your loan ends
And we will never want much more
And in our hearts we will always be sure
We will never forget you
And you will always be by our side 'till the day your loan ends

Till the day your loan ends...

Mr Polite 11:22 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
To tune of Rocking all over the world


Let me sing a song about a player I know
Nigerian and weve got him on loan
He we goo-oh - Emmanuel Emenike

And I like him, I like him, I like him, I like him
I li li li like him, li li li - here we goo-oh
Emmanuel Ememike

One Flew 11:23 Thu Jan 28
Re: Songs for Emenike!
Dr Matt, heartfelt, brought a tear to my eye

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